I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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