everyone is single if you try hard enough
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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