Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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