Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone wrote "the short drunk lives here" on our door. i already have a reputation
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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