I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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