So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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