bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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