I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
