Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
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Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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