Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Dick very happy bro
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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