I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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