Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
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I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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