is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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