singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Why can't burritos get me drunk
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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