he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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