Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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