Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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