why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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