dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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