i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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