if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
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So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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