I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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