"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i just made my gag reflex go away.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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