There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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