is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing