You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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