i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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