But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
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