i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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