dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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