when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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