Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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