the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
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