I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Come on in and take your pants off
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