oh god the rape fog is back!
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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