I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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