So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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