tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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