dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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