Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just gift wrapped bread.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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