you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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