and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
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