I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
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I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Pants are for mortals
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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