I want to have your abortion
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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