seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Hey cutie is the game almost over? I'm making dinner for us it'll be ready soon. Xox
You would rather make fucking dinner than watch a hockey game that rivals the epic-ness of miracle, the one of the biggest upsets in sport history? Babe I don't know if I can date a girl with such terrible priorities.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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