Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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