I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
We had sex on a dog bed..
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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