It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
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