A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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