I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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