road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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