ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
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Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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