fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
