If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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