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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids

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  Ahaha, good shit

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.

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• (760): View more from California

  searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  That's some true roommate bonding right there.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.

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  that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.

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• (585): View more from New York

  who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together

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• (210): View more from Texas

  Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.

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