You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
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It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children