They should really pass out barf bags in church
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
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But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no