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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I want to walk on stilts...naked

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• (818): View more from California

  You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace

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• (516): View more from New York

  my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall

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• (661): View more from California

  I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...

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• (210): View more from Texas

  After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water

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• (806): View more from Texas

  It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob

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  Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic

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• (949): View more from California

  i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  What happened to no more shots?

  (734): View more from Michigan

  It went out the window just like my dreams

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