you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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