mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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