Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
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I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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