Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
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According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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